Merry Christmas, one and all! Now that we’ve had our Tiny Tim moment (minus the goose-related stress), let’s talk about something very important: food FOMO.
If you missed out on our Festive Menu this year, we promise we’re not here to twist the gravy boat. But we are here to let you know there’s absolutely no need to panic – because missing out once doesn’t mean missing out forever.
In fact, if there’s one thing we’ve learned at Hog Roast Cumbria, it’s that Christmas planners usually fall into two camps. There are the “let’s just see how December unfolds” types… and then there are the “I’ve had next year’s diary planned since October” legends. Whichever one you are, we adore you equally – but the second group definitely sleeps better.
This year Hog Roast Cumbria’s festive slots disappeared quicker than a bowl of pigs in blankets left unattended, and we lost count of the number of late-December messages asking if we could “just squeeze one more in.” We would if we could – honestly – but even as magicians of meat, we haven’t mastered time travel quite yet. But who knows, maybe Santa will bring us a TARDIS or a time-turner this Christmas?
The good news? You never have to feel that disappointment again, because it’s never too early to book ahead with Hog Roast Cumbria.
January, February, the middle of summer when Christmas feels like it’s lightyears away – our inbox is open. And if you’re brave enough to organise next December while still polishing off this year’s leftovers, we’ll applaud your commitment to festive greatness.
And trust us, the Festive Menu is worth getting ahead for. We’re talking slow-roasted meats that melt like butter in your mouth, stuffing that’s rich and herby, roasties that crunch just right and all the trimmings that make your plate packed with Christmas joy. Add in our veggie and vegan options and, well… missing out is just not an option anyone should have to experience twice.
So as you settle in for the last cosy days of the year, know this: Hog Roast Cumbria is already gearing up for a delicious, fun-filled 2026.
If you want to be part of it – and secure that all-important festive feast – drop us a message whenever the mood strikes.
We’ll save you a spot.
